i was bored so i thought I could share some funny quotes on charmed
season 3 (All Halliwell's Eve)
Piper: Alright, people, let's go. I was supposed to be at the club a half an hour ago.
Prue: (to Piper) Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.
Prue: And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?
Piper: Yes.
Leo: Glenda helped innocents didn't she?
Piper: Yes.
Phoebe: You had the answer all along? That's not help, that's mind games.
Piper: I'm not gonna let you spoil my new attitude, I'm gonna celebrate witches holiday with enthusiasm.
Phoebe: The only problem is you never really know what you're celebrating when you celebrate Halloween.
[to the kitchen. Darryl is there talking on the phone. He is wearing his police academy uniform. Everyone walks in.]
Piper: Alright, Inspector, put down the phone and nobody gets hurt.
Darryl: (into the phone) Yeah, sweetie, I gotta go. Give your folks my love, okay? I miss you guys.
(He hangs up.)
Piper: Nice costume.
(Piper scoops some popcorn into a bowl.)
Darryl: Yeah, it's from my rookie days. Still fits.
Leo: Yeah, mine too.
(Darryl look at Leo.)
Darryl: You're not from World War II. (silence) Who are you?
Prue: Uh, I will explain on the way. (She eats some popcorn.) So in the meantime we can just stick together since we are both dateless.
Piper: He's not dateless, he's married, you're dateless 'cause you're picky.
Prue: No, I'm not settling, alright, the perfect guy is out there, a real man, and I will find him, trust me.
Piper: Mmm hmm. And they're gonna love the popcorn and caramel in your teeth too. (Prue picks her teeth with her fingernail.) Alright, Darryl, let's go, somebody get something.
(Eva looks at piper's watch.)
Eva: Oh, you’ve made a big clock so small. You must possess great magic.
Piper: Just a good credit card.
(Primrose Empath-Episode)
[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Prue is there. She is trying to move a fork using her power but it's not moving. Phoebe comes in.]
Phoebe: Look at me. I am a fashion blunder. A mademoiselle don't. Oh my god, you lost your powers?
Prue: Can't lose what you never had.
(Prue astral projects out of the room.)
Phoebe: I hate when she plays astral games. Marco.
Prue: (from the attic) Polo.
Once Upon a time)
[Scene: P3. The place is nearly empty. People are leaving. Prue and Phoebe, acting like children, are on stage singing songs. Piper walks down the stairs and is shocked by what she sees.]
Prue/Phoebe: (singing) "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it pat your knee. (They pat their knee) If you're happy and you know it pat your knee."
Phoebe: (to the people watching) You guys have got to do it.
(Prue and Phoebe continue singing. Piper walks up to Abby.)
Piper: What the hell is going on?
Abby: You think this is bad? You should've been here for Frere Jacque. They've been acting like kids since they got here. I didn't serve them, I swear.
Piper: Alright, put on some music, any music and kill that microphone.
(Piper walks over to Prue and Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Hi.
Piper: Hi. Lost your minds?
Prue: Piper, we have been waiting and waiting and waiting...
Phoebe: Yeah, and you know what we did? We saw a fairy and she was very cute and she was sparkly and she was really, really pretty.
[there's a lot of funny moments that I could remember on charmed and it totally makes me giggle
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:08 am