by marissalu415 » Wed May 21, 2008 3:49 am
I was bored and i was looking up quotes on wikiquote, so i thought i'd share.
Season 1
Phoebe: Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t we throw a party and charge admission. It’s a great way to make extra cash.
Prue: Hey, I have an even better idea. Why don’t you just get a job?
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Rex Buckland: Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office.
Prue: Which sister?
Rex Buckland: The one who upon seeing your office, said "Damn, I should go back to college."
Prue: Phoebe.
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Prue: Phoebe, what is it that you saw exactly?
Phoebe: Well, I-I saw the thing being born.
Prue: Did you see Piper?
Phoebe: Yes, I saw her legs.
Prue: Never saw her face?
Phoebe: No.
Piper: Hello, bickering sisters. I'm not pregnant but I am in the room.
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Piper: I'm not pregnant.
Prue: That's good news.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's great news! You can live!
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Leo: Uh, so, does Phoebe work here too?
Piper: Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, she's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now.
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Phoebe: Wait, Leo. What did Piper say to you?
Leo: Uh, it doesn't matter. Really. Forget it.
Phoebe: Well, whatever she said, you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. But
not to worry. Her shrinks are on it.
Leo: Shrinks?
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Melinda Warren: How do modern women keep their legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.
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Phoebe: I don't understend. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
Piper: Probably, 'cause if I remember my biology correctly it's attached to the 'can't mind my own business' gene.
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Piper: I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping.
Prue: Obviously.
Phoebe (points): Oh, look, front-clasped bra. She means business.
Prue: Ooh, serious business.
Piper (pulls her shirt closed): Do you mind?
Phoebe: No, are you kidding? I think it's great -- as long as he's not still on the clock.
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Phoebe: Problems?
Prue: What problems?
Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him
Prue: Piper, you didn't?
Piper: I didn't mean to...the first time
Phoebe: Oh!
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Piper: No problem... for I bear the power of.... One
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Andy: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Prue: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.
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Leo: In the meantime, you must help me keep my secret or I can get into trouble, ok? Piper and Prue can never know what I really am.
Phoebe: Me keep a secret? Hello, wrong Halliwell!
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Little Prue: You’re pretty.
Prue: So are you.
Piper: Oh, give me a break.
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Piper: I’m supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers just because they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we would never have flowers.
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Rodriguez: Prue Halliwell...is a witch.
Andy: A witch, huh? You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.
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