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Hi! I was wondering if anyone could give me a funny quote and sad quote that Phoebe has said. Also are there any sad quotes that Paige says? Your help is greatly appreciated, thank you in advance!

I think this is funny:

Phoebe- Wow, Leo, you lost Mom´s ring. It´s a good thing you´re dead already!

Phoebe:Is the ghost toast?

Here's a serious Phoebe quote:
The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty.

Here's some funny Phoebe quotes.

Hey, don't call me sweetie. You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie!


Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?


Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them!


Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.


Sorry, had to grab my broom.



Prue: Cop, witch. It's not a love connection.
Phoebe: Boy, girl. Lighten up.



Flying is awesome. It's the landing part that's a bitch.



Phoebe: I'm pregnant
Paige: Dex?
Phoebe: No, actually some guy that I met at the gas station - yes, of course Dex!



Zankou: Where is the third one?
Phoebe: Ermm,... You know what? We're not really sure, so why don't you just come back later, ok?



Phoebe: I think i did something really bad...
Piper: What?
Phoebe: I slept with my boss....
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise.... Yes Jason!


Where's Buffy when you need her?

prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

krell: I'm Krell, a Xotar.
prue:I'm Prue, a Scorpio.

prue: Uh, okay, was it a demon?
piper:No, it was watermelon!
phebs:Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?

i could on and on xoxoxo

thank you for the Phoebe quotes!

i hope this doesn't affect my virginity.

every since she became a blonde

I can't remember the exact episodes, but the first one is from season 8 when Phoebe was dating Dex. The second one is from season 6 when she was dating Jason. Sorry, that's probably not very helpful. I'll try to find the episodes.

Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I became queen of the Underworld and nearly died carrying baby Lucifer.

lol serious but funny

season4 ep22
witch way now?