**DISCLAIMER: this is completely fiction and meant to entertain and cause you to laugh. No disrespect or offense intended at any point. Thank you.--Chris Randomnoise, Exhalted High Command and all-around know-it-all of the Renegades**
(narration done by the same voice for the narrator of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show...wait a minute, oh we couldn't get him so we had to settle for the guy from Powerpuff Girls)
Narrator: We begin this peaceful morning in the San Francisco area with a beautiful sunrise. As we know San Fran is home to the Brotherhood, a band of evil misfits who have nothing better to do with their time than to cause mayhem and chaos. Our main focus will be on Cole, also known as Belle the Tzar, a gay demon who has a severe shoe fetish. Next are the Charmed Ones: Prue, Piper, and Pheobe.
(cut to Rich Contrablast)
Rich: Did you say Pooh
Narrator: No Rich, I said Prue.
Rich: Oh.
(cut back to city view)
Narrator: These three sister have the Power of 3 which gives them supernatural powers. Prue is the oldest with the power to move things with her mind. She's also a photgrapher and tends to throw a tantrum if she doesn't get her way. Then there's Piper, the middle sister. She has the power to freeze or blow up any object, both living and non-living, depending on her mood...(cut to the 3)
Prue: Piper! You were supposed to freeze that.
Piper: Darn this PMS!!!
(cut back to city)Narrator:...and loves to cook. And finally there's Phoebe, the youngest sister who has the ability to see the future and levatate. Phoebe also has a severe shoe fetish. (cut to Phoebe)
Phoebe: Ooooo, there a sale on shoes!!!
Piper: Phoebe! You have 364 pairs!!!
Phoebe: Yeah! One more and I'll have enough for a year!!! *giggles*
(cut to the bay)
Narrator: Finally we have our heros, the Renegades (cue crowd saying ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo).
...to be continued