I was bored so i found a couple of funny charmed qoutes
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Leo : Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
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[Prue has been transformed into a dog]
Piper : She's such a pretty dog.
Phoebe : What else did you expect?
Leo : A Doberman.
Prue : Grrrrr...
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Piper : You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.
Prue : You've never been fun, Piper.
Piper : I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
Prue : Oh, Mrs. Fun.
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Paige : Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way.
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Leo : Why am I standing in the ocean?
Piper : Phoebe's a mermaid.
Leo : Oh, well, that would explain it
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Grams : Have you been exercising your powers daily?
Piper : Do I need to?
Grams : Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?
[Piper and Leo look sheepish]
Grams : Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?
[Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed]
Grams : Sweetheart, what did you do?
Leo : We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
Grams : No wonder this baby summoned me.
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Rodriguez: Bottom line, I know my partner was killed by a supernatural being and I think Prue Halliwell can help me figure out who did it.
Andy : Really? Well, I'll just get the commissioner to signal Batman and then I'll get right on it.
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Piper : Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick. Prue : I heard that.
Piper : I love you.
Prue : Bite me.